This morning I totally looked like a hobo off the street. It was hilarious. I don’t know that the physical resemblance was there so much as the lurching, not-drunk-but-asleep swagger along with the bajillion layers of hoodies and quintessential coffee. So maybe hobos don’t drink their coffe with French Vanilla Coffeemate (2 tablespoons) and Splenda (2.5 packets). But still. I was totally hobo-ish.
I love college, mostly because it makes me laugh. I came back from my class and, having skipped breakfast, searched for some form of reasonable sustenance. I found Cheerios! And milk that’s not expired! YAY! Too bad that I had nothing to eat it out of… nor anything to eat with. Dishes are such a hassle. I DID LAUNDRY LAST NIGHT, GOD! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!? IS IT TOOK MUCH TO ASK TO FIND A CLEAN SPOON IN THE DRAWER?!? I ONLY HAVE ONE!! But no. I ate my cereal with a measuring spoon. The one-tablespoon spoon. Ad before you ask- yes, it was the one from the coffee creamer. And yes, it still had coffee and creamer in it. Yum.
Today is my one-week checkup with the eye doctor. I get to go in and see if I’m allowed to wear my contacts again, which I *should* be able to do, because the white spot is gone. WHICH IS AMAZINGLY GOOD NEWS. I can’t wait to look human again. I hate my glasses. Plus they’ve been giving me headaches for the last week.
I got a Ravelry account… it’s supposed to help you keep organized So far it’s just adding knitting projects to my list and not helping me finish them…
Oy vey. But the other good news is that I’m making progress on the socks!

Um, if you do your dishes as soon as they’re dirty, it’s just very quick and easy and not a problem at all. It’s only when you let them build up that it takes forever.
Lazy hobo.
Love you anyway!