Haircuts. Hate them.
Actually, that’s a lie. I love the feeling of coming home from Supercuts and my hair is perfect and smooth and I love going to work/school the next day and everyone ‘ooh’s and ‘aah’s. That’s awesomesauce.
But then three weeks later my hair has grown out two inches (yes I know that’s absurd, hair only grows about a half-inch per month, but I SWEAR mine grows like bamboo!!) and the cut no longer is as flattering. GRR! Why can’t we freeze frame the hair at that perfect, newly-cut length?!? I hate having to get it recut.
So yeah this is kind of a waste of a post, but I got a little too intense about yesterday’s, so I thought I’d lighten up a little. And I’ve spent this morning doing everything but what I should have been doing– packing. Instead of packing for school, I finished knitting a sock (#1 of 2) and Googled various hairstyles. Apparently there are names for these things– I’m torn between the angled bob and the short shag. *rolls eyes* Here’s the idiot’s guide– pictures.
SHORT SHAG:
ANGLED BOB:
I’m sorry, but they look the exact f*$#ing same! Toss in the ‘Long and Short’, which is basically a long ‘Pixie’, and you’ve successfully fried my brains. *Le sigh*
My problem is that, since the hair dressers wet your hair and style it and spray some stuff, the way it looks when you leave the store is nowhere near the same as the way it looks after your first shower. Look, I don’t care about looking like some glossed, beautiful haired model for part of one day. Just give me some accuracy so I can complain when I figure out that my new cut frizzes like a beast.